A couple of weeks ago, I was in a hurry and had to go out into the yard. I was moving quickly as I walked through the kitchen and pulled open the door.
Then I braked so hard that the door mat slid out from under me and I landed on my butt, my feet still trying to push me backward.
Strung across the doorway and filling the door frame was this:

Web.

It was huge. More than four feet across and high. Luckily, that bit of fluff was caught in it or I wouldn’t have seen the web at all and walked right through it. I would have felt things crawling on me for days. Of course, Jordan knew it was there – he had seen it when he let the dog out. He left it there because he was sure I’d want to take a picture of it. He could have warned me, though, yanno?

Objects in mirror...
Objects in mirror…